3/26/06 10:17 pm - A Tortoise Update...This is some SERIOUS crap, guys. Okay, there was this tortoise that just died that was a flippin' TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD. The thing was alive IN THE 1700's, like with GEORGE FLIPPIN' WASHINGTON. They could have been FRIENDS. For a LONG TIME. I don't think the turtles should be allowed to live that long, it's INSANE. It broke the law of COOLNESS when it hit 100. But it just had to breathe for ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY MORE YEARS. Then it just like died. Got tired of LIVING so FLIPPIN' LONG.
Good for it. It's awesome, really. I'll post later, people, when something BIG happens in my life. Peace. |
chipper
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lazy
mellow
anxious
drained